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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
How the Indiana Pacers Spun Style Into Substance - The Ringer
Then came..
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Scientists Are Sending Cannabis Seeds to Space - WIRED
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
This group is the most vulnerable to heat-related illnesses by far - The Washington Post
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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