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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Still no good.

Why does having a college degree no longer carry the same prestige as before? People don't have the same respect for the educated.

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

How the Indiana Pacers Spun Style Into Substance - The Ringer

Then came..

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

What are your thoughts on the trend of Americans labeling themselves as "TikTok refugees" and migrating to the Chinese social media platform RedNote (Xiaohongshu)?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Disney and Universal team up to sue AI photo generator Midjourney, claiming copyright infringement - CNN

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists Are Sending Cannabis Seeds to Space - WIRED

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some cool examples of two kinds of people?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

This group is the most vulnerable to heat-related illnesses by far - The Washington Post

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Scientists Discover Promising New Alzheimer’s Treatment - SciTechDaily